Monday, May 09, 2005

Star Wars: Episode III

What are you doing reading this blog? Shouldn't you be standing in line? What kind of geek are you?

I think now is the time to recognize the Larry of the Star Wars universe,Jabba the Hutt

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Jabba took much of his personality from his alter-ego, voice actor Larry Ward.


Spice-smuggling and slavery were among many of the operations run from his palace on the desert planet of Tatooine. He surrounded himself with unsavory characters like Boba Fett, Bib Fortuna,and Greedo (also a Larry)as well as notorious creatures such as Gamorreans and a Rancor.

If he had not been born into a powerful crime family Jabba would be selling used landspeeders and swindling Jawas.He's bald,slovenly,depraved,gluttonous,and lascivious.It was this unsatiable taste for female flesh, despite being genderless, that was his ultimate undoing.

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